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The task that eats your week — gone by next week.
Answering the same question for the fortieth time. Rebuilding the same report every Monday. A workflow that breaks whenever one person is on vacation. I build the bot, the automation, or the small tool that takes it off your plate — usually in days, often for a few hundred dollars.
A bot, an automation, a scheduled report$100–$500 · days, not weeks
Anything largerfixed price, quoted before I start
Email me the task
Tell me what the task is. You get a straight yes-or-no, a fixed price, and a date — not a discovery call. Or just write to tim@leuklogic.com.
Sound familiar?
If any of these is your week, you're in the right place.
- I answer the same five questions in our Discord every single day. Sometimes I answer them at midnight.
- Every Monday I open six tabs, copy numbers into a spreadsheet, and email it to four people. It takes two hours and I dread it.
- Someone has to read the inbox and decide where each message goes. That someone is me, and it's most of my morning.
- The thing I need is simple. Every agency I ask wants a six-week engagement and a call on Tuesday.
None of these are hard problems. They're just problems nobody has had a spare week to delete.
What you get back
You don't buy a bot. You buy the hour back.
Monday's report is already in your inbox.
It pulls the numbers, does the arithmetic and sends the summary on a schedule. You read it. You don't build it.
Scheduled data pulls, scrapers, automated reportsThe inbox sorts itself before you open it.
Every message read, categorised, routed and summarised, so you start the morning at the top of a short list instead of the bottom of a long one.
AI triage and routing workflowsThe thing you keep tracking in a spreadsheet gets a real screen.
A small internal tool or dashboard your team can actually open, with the numbers live instead of pasted.
Small web apps, dashboards, internal toolsAnd if you just need a site that loads instantly — I build those too. Static, fast, no plugins to break. This page is one of them: a single file, zero external requests, no cookies. That's the same way I'd build yours.
How this actually goes
No calls unless you want one.
You email me the annoyance.
Plain English. “Every Monday I…” is enough — no spec, no requirements document.
You get a fixed price and a delivery date.
Usually within a day. If it's not worth building, or someone already sells it for $9 a month, I'll tell you that instead and it costs you nothing.
It ships, and it's yours.
You use it, I fix what's off, and you keep the code, the repo and the accounts — in your name, on your infrastructure. If a vendor can hold your automation hostage, so can I. Neither should be possible. No retainer, no lock-in, no monthly fee to me.
What it costs
Most of this is cheaper than you think, and I'd rather say so up front.
$100–$500
A Discord or Slack bot, a scheduled report, an automation that reads and routes. Days, not weeks.
Larger builds
Internal tools, dashboards, multi-step workflows, anything with a real interface. Scoped and quoted flat before anything starts.
Fixed price, quoted first.
You approve a number before I begin. It doesn't move unless you ask for something new. Running costs, if any, are yours and go straight to the provider — never to me.
If your problem is bigger than one person should take on, I'll say so rather than take the work.
A note on proof
LeukLogic is new. There are no client logos on this page, no testimonials, and no case studies — because inventing them would be the fastest possible way to tell you what my word is worth.
So judge the specificity instead. Read what I'll turn down, read what it costs, and ask me a hard technical question in your first email. That's a better filter than a testimonial anyway.
What I won't do
Small and fast has edges. Here they are.
- I'm one person. If you need a team, a signed SLA and 24/7 on-call, I'm the wrong call and I'll tell you in the first email.
- I don't build mobile apps.
- I don't do six-month platform rebuilds, or take over someone else's abandoned codebase sight unseen.
- I won't sell you AI for a problem that needs a checklist. Sometimes the honest answer is “that's a $9/month tool.”
- I don't do retainers. If nothing needs building, you shouldn't be paying me.
Questions people actually ask
Why is this cheaper and faster than an agency?
No account manager, no bench, no office. One person who leans on AI tooling for the typing and keeps the architecture, the review and the responsibility. You're paying for the work, not the org chart.
How is a bot only a few hundred dollars?
Because it's a few days of tightly-scoped work, and I'm not padding the estimate against scope creep. Agreeing the scope up front is what makes the low number safe for both of us.
What if it takes longer than you said?
The price doesn't move. If the scope moves, we agree on a new number before anything else happens.
Do you maintain it afterwards?
Per change, if you want it. Nothing is required. It's your code and any competent developer can pick it up — that's deliberate.
Tell me what's eating your week.
One email. Two or three sentences is genuinely enough — what the task is, how it happens now, and roughly what you'd want to spend. You'll get a real answer about your actual task, not a form confirmation.
To: tim@leuklogic.com
Subject: Discord bot
Subject: Discord bot
We run a 900-member Discord and our mods are drowning in ticket DMs. Can you build something that opens a thread instead?
tim@leuklogic.com
No form, no funnel, no newsletter. A real answer about your actual task, usually the same day.